Lucy in the Sky with Dingodile
Hot dang, Neo Cortex!
Hot dang, Neo Cortex!
You. And Hansen.
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Mmm, Beatles lyrics with sickeningly cutsie pictures. Makes me want to shit out my intestines.
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I like strawberries, but these look ‘orrible. The big pores in ‘em kinda make me feel a bit funny for some reason.
I don’t remember getting home last night.Woah, really? So you don’t remember not having enough money for the taxi back, so having to give the driver a quick hand job? Man, I thought that’d be something you’d remember.
And I’m British, I just find it so much more entertaining. I’m all for realism comedy, but I want to suspend a little bit of my belief, just for a minute, please? I’m willing to leave it at the door, hang it up like a coat or something. So yeah, up with the US Office.
Yeah, I’ve been catching a few recently on Comedy Central and it’s pretty dang good.
“I got soul, but I’m not a soldier”. Those are The Killers lyrics. I like The Killers but I can’t even remember what song this is from. What sort of lyrics are those? That’s like saying “I got a plum, but I’m not a plumber”…
And “I’ve got ham, but I’m not a hamster.”