Hullo thar!

A place full of my shit, or lack of, probably.

Lucy in the Sky with Dingodile

Hot dang, Neo Cortex!

I’ve got nothing to say

Apart from I hate your guts.

Particularly your duodenum.

Something annoys me

You. And Hansen.

(via tiresome)
Mmm, Beatles lyrics with sickeningly cutsie pictures. Makes me want to shit out my intestines.

(via tiresome)

Mmm, Beatles lyrics with sickeningly cutsie pictures. Makes me want to shit out my intestines.

(via tiresome)
I like strawberries, but these look ‘orrible. The big pores in ‘em kinda make me feel a bit funny for some reason.

(via tiresome)

I like strawberries, but these look ‘orrible. The big pores in ‘em kinda make me feel a bit funny for some reason.

leodrawsthings:

smiths:

snuh:
(via eighty-nine) morrissey


 Miserable twat.

leodrawsthings:

smiths:

snuh:

(via eighty-nine) morrissey

 Miserable twat.

guys

tinymachines:

I don’t remember getting home last night.
Woah, really? So you don’t remember not having enough money for the taxi back, so having to give the driver a quick hand job? Man, I thought that’d be something you’d remember.

The Office US > The Office UK

interiormotive:

And I’m British, I just find it so much more entertaining. I’m all for realism comedy, but I want to suspend a little bit of my belief, just for a minute, please? I’m willing to leave it at the door, hang it up like a coat or something. So yeah, up with the US Office.

 Yeah, I’ve been catching a few recently on Comedy Central and it’s pretty dang good.

can-be-infinite:
And Max, the king of all wild things, was lonely and wanted to be where someone loved him best of all.
 Isn’t this gon’ be a film sometime soon? I’ve seen a trailer, if it is. It’s got Tony Soprano in it somewhere, I remember.

can-be-infinite:

And Max, the king of all wild things, was lonely and wanted to be where someone loved him best of all.

 Isn’t this gon’ be a film sometime soon? I’ve seen a trailer, if it is. It’s got Tony Soprano in it somewhere, I remember.

All These Things That I’ve Done

interiormotive:

“I got soul, but I’m not a soldier”. Those are The Killers lyrics. I like The Killers but I can’t even remember what song this is from. What sort of lyrics are those? That’s like saying “I got a plum, but I’m not a plumber”…

 And “I’ve got ham, but I’m not a hamster.”